Suffering Inevitable, Success Assured

annebancrofts:

I remember when we were rehearsing the hotel scene, he [Mike Nichols] took me into a corner and said, ‘Do you remember the first time you had any action at all?’ And I said yeah. It was a sweater feel. I was in junior high school, playing the piano, doing Al Jolson in blackface, if you can believe that, and this girl was in the show, and we were waiting to be called. And we’re kind of attracted to each other, but I can’t get too close to her because of the blackface. And somehow, at one point, I put my hand on her breast.

"Mike said, ‘Let’s do that scene again, and do that to Annie. Don’t tell her. Just find a place to do it.’ So I got up behind her, and just as she takes her sweater off, I put my hand on her breast. And she was brilliant. She just looked at it, and then went back to her sweater, taking a stain out or something. And I started to break. I took my hand off her breast and I turned away and thought, I’m gonna get fired, because breaking is the worst thing you can do. I turned my back on her and Nichols and walked over to the wall and started banging my head against it. And he goes into hysterics. He said, ‘That’s in the movie.’

- Dustin Hoffman 

Mrs. Robinson, if you don’t mind me saying so, this conversation is getting a little strange.

(Source: missavagardner)

languagethatiuse:

Mr. Dustin Hoffman with Ms. Ann Bancroft in a still from the 1967 film “The Graduate”.

languagethatiuse:

Mr. Dustin Hoffman with Ms. Ann Bancroft in a still from the 1967 film “The Graduate”.

Favorite Movies: The Graduate (1967; Mike Nichols).

Mrs. Robinson: It’s too late.
Elaine: Not for me.

(Source: missavagardner)

frenchfrycoolguy:

exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence

(via i-know-guac-is-extra)

Comic Con: knock knock
Me: who's there
Comic Con: not you lol

bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

(via awfulspirits)